Magic Couch Seat Buzzer

I finally figured it out!! Our couch has a switch under the cushion that I sit on. Do you know how I know this? Because every time time I sit down my lovely wife says "Honey, can you come here?" Or "Honey, can you go get (insert anything here, including something that may be 12 inches away from her and 20 feet away from me)?" or "Honey, are you doing anything?". See the way it works is, as soon as there is enough pressure applied to the switch from my butt, a buzzer goes off in her head that only she can hear. I know this because if I stay around her and ask if there's anything that needs doing there's nothing, but as soon as I sit on the switch I immediately hear one of the questions above. Can't believe it took me so long to figure this out. I assume that's why so many guys hang out at the bar.... no buzzer switches under the bar stools!!!!